15 June 2009

Boto Mo, Ipa-Troll Mo 2009


First, let me tell you a true story: you are living in a third-world piece of shit country that has been overcome with cancer and AIDS. It has a very low amount of valuable natural resources and there is very little hope that it will ever recover its once precious glow.

OK, now that that's out of the way, let me proceed with the trolling the revelation I had the other day which I wanted to share with you, in hopes that it will enlighten you poor fucks before it becomes too late. You need to pay attention, now.

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04 May 2009

A Tribute to "People's Champ" Manny Pacquiao


Yesterday, I saw how a gentleman from General Santos City pummeled the life out of his boxing opponent in just under two rounds and became the world's new junior welterweight champion, easy. This gentleman, of course, is none other than boxing legend Manny Pacquiao, who is hailed by many as the People's Champ and is also called the Pambansang Kamao here in the Philippines. I have no doubt in my mind that he inspires many Filipinos. Perhaps even more than the $2.75 million that he earns every minute. I enjoyed watching the fight (if you can consider six minutes of one man hitting the other every 5 seconds or so in the face to be a fair fight), and I am proud for Manny's victory, but the mind cannot help but wonder... is it really worth all the hype?

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03 May 2009

You are so not ready for this


Whatever you think you've learned during elementary, high school, or college about me, I suggest you take all of it now, roll it up into one big ball and just throw it out the window. I am not the Jose Rizal that you think you know--I'm from an entirely new generation.

If you thought I was just going to stay down after being shot by a firing squad in broad daylight at Bagumbayan, well, then you thought wrong.

Prepare yourself for the onslaught of my writings criticizing your weakness, stupidity, and lack of sense of humor, among other negative traits of yours that fail to impress me.

Prepare for my coming. Prepare for a hero.

Philippines, you are about to get told.